“Did I Got Dicked Down Yesterday? Absolutely, Baby” And 42 More Wild Celeb Confessions From This Year That We Did NOT Need To Know
“They knocked on my door in the middle of the bathroom, and I instinctively stood, wiped, and realized that a piece of poop had fallen into my dress. I put the dress on without knowing it was in there and smeared poop all over my back.”
1. Very early on in the year, Cardi B said that she slept with ex Offset on New Year’s Eve. “Was I clubbing with my baby father yesterday? Yes. Did I got dicked down yesterday? Absolutely, baby,” she confirmed. “I need some dick on New Year’s Eve. I feel like we was vibing yesterday, we had a good time. We was Henny’d down. We was both in the same club and it was just really awkward. Like, I’m in my section, he’s in his section. It’s like, ‘Man, just f*ckin’ come over here, let’s just chill, we having a good time.'” However, she also said, “I don’t consider that we’re back together because the answer of getting back together is not a good night at the club and f*cking the night long.”
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2. Benny Blanco revealed in a TikTok earlier this year that “Whenever I want to put a smile on her face or get laid, I just make her steak” when it comes to Selena Gomez. Previously, he had posted a video making fried pickles and said, “Fry pickles get laid.”
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3. When Katy Perry appeared on Call Her Daddy this year, she revealed she gives Orlando Bloom blowjobs in exchange for doing the dishes. Orlando Bloom replied on Instagram, “I’ve cleaned the whole house.”
4. Lil’ Dicky talked a lot about his “small penis” on an episode of Call Her Daddy this year, as well as urethra-related issues he was born with that now cause him to pee out of “two holes.” He talked about how much of his identity comes from his penis, saying, “I love my penis like you love a flawed Pixar character.” He then joked (or maybe was serious?) about showing his penis to coworkers to make them feel better. “Every time they need motivation with the score, I show them my dick. There are scenes we’ve scored for the show, and two men are playing the keyboard, and I’m just butt naked sitting there.”
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5. Also on Call Her Daddy, Heidi Klum revealed her daughter Leni discovered her “sex closet” when she was younger. Host Alex Cooper then confirmed the story with Leni over Facetime, with Leni saying, “I did when I was younger, and I thought it was the coolest thing ever. I was going through it with my friends. And I was like, ‘Mom, what is this? A microphone? I really had no idea what it was. My mom got so mad at me after, like, You can’t go in my stuff.’ I was like showing it off to my friends like, ‘Look at how cool this is. My mom has a whole cupboard; she has a whole drawer.’ And I snuck them into my mom’s room and opened the drawer, and we were all taking videos.”
6. Martha Stewart shared the story of losing her virginity at age 19 this year, saying of the man who would become her husband, Andy Stewart, “He was very aggressive, and I liked it.” The two later divorced.
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7. Billie Eilish told Rolling Stone this year, “Self-pleasure is an enormous, enormous part of my life and a huge, huge help for me.” Joking she “should have a PhD in masturbation,” she added, “People should be jerking it, man. I can’t stress it enough, as somebody with extreme body issues and dysmorphia that I’ve had my entire life.” She also revealed that she masturbates in front of a mirror: “Partly because it’s hot, but it also makes me have such a raw, deep connection to myself and my body, and have a love for my body that I have not really ever had.”
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8. Justin Long admitted this year that while dealing with a bad case of food poisoning, he woke up and discovered he’d pooped in bed while his wife Kate Bosworth was also in it. After cleaning himself off, he said he then tried to get back into bed right where he’d pooped. “I was avoiding the spot, but I was still getting back into my filth.” Bosworth then gave up her spot for Long. That’s true love, y’all.
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9. Speaking of pooping your pants…Raven-Symoné revealed that she pooped her pants after going on a colon cleanse. Her driver would not pull over because he had to go pick up another client, and when he finally did, Raven was unable to make it to a corner to squat and poop before it started running down her legs and into her shoes. “It was Louis Vuitton shoes; they went in the trash. You just can’t get that kind of thing out,” she said, warning, “When you take a colon cleanse, do not get in a car service, just stay in the house until it’s over because you’re not allowed to fart, because if you fart, you shit.”
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10. Succession star Justine Lupe also once pooped her pants…while on the set of a project with Kathy Bates. (though she didn’t name the project, it’s likely Harry’s Law). “I had to take a 10-2, which is going to the bathroom No. 2, and I went to the bathroom. Then they knocked on my door in the middle of the bathroom, and I instinctively stood, wiped, and realized that a piece of poop had fallen into my dress. I put the dress on without knowing it was in there and smeared poop all over my back.” Lupe then had to wash and dry her dress before going back.
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11. In a short but sweet (that’s sarcasm) confession, after he was asked about a report claiming he peed in water bottles on the set of Red One, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson confirmed, “Yeah. That happens.”
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12. One more gross confession: while in Mexico, Channing Tatum swallowed too much pool water at a party and was puking “for 12 hours.” He apparently “couldn’t leave the bathroom” and said that “The doctor had to come and give me a shot in the butt to make it all OK.”
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13. Michael Douglas revealed this year that when he loses at golf to his wife Catherine Zeta-Jones, she makes him “Drop the trou and whip it out.” However, he said, “Now I play off of ladies’ tees, too, so I don’t have to do that anymore.” It’s unclear if this act of stripping was meant to be sexual, but I’m also not sure I want to know.
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14. On her Let’s Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari podcast, Cavallari and her then-boyfriend Mark Estes both told each other that they’re the best sex they’ve ever had. “I think sex for women just gets better as you get older because I think women, when you’re in your early 20s and stuff, you’re insecure in a lot of ways, you’re worried about your body or what [you] look like,” Cavallari said. “I’ve let all of that go, and I think I am more present physically during sex than I’ve ever been. I’m also so wildly attracted to you. And I think we just have really hot sex.”
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15. Nicole Kidman shared that she was actually having orgasms while filming Babygirl — and that she got sick of them. “There were times when we were shooting where I was like, ‘I don’t want to orgasm anymore,” she said. “‘Don’t come near me. I hate doing this. I don’t care if I am never touched again in my life! I’m over it.’ It was so present all the time for me that it was almost like a burn.”
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16. Florence Pugh and Andrew Garfield also admitted that things got a bit steamier than expected on set for their film We Live In Time. “We do the first take of this very intimate, passionate sex scene. And it’s a closed set, which means it’s only me and Florence in a room together and the camera operator,” Garfield revealed, called Stewart. “The scene becomes passionate and we choreographed it and we get into it, as it were, and we go a little bit further than we were meant to just because we never heard ‘cut’ and it’s feeling safe and we’re like, ‘OK, we’ll go to the next thing and the next thing, we’ll let this progress.'” After feeling like the take was pretty long, Garfield looked up to see Stewart turned to the wall with his camera down.
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17. Ricky Martin revealed that he has a foot fetish this year. “I love feet. I have a foot thing,” he told GQ. “I love foot massages, and I would kiss your feet like crazy for hours, But we all have something. Some have a fetish of armpits.”
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18. Later this year, on Watch What Happens Live, Ricky Martin referred to himself as a “Generous, caring, passionate” lover. He also revealed that since he revealed his foot fetish, “It’s like I greenlit everybody. All the time. That’s all I get now, and I’m really happy about it. Some are kind of weird, so I’m like, ‘Whoa, no.'”
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19. Also on Watch What Happens Live, Joey King admitted that the last text she’d sent was a sext to her husband. Getting a little uncomfortable, she said, “I have to be honest because I sent it. Well, now I’m like — I got a little sweaty,” she said, struggling to speak before admitting, “I texted my husband a little naughty something.”
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20. And Donnie Wahlberg shared on an episode of Watch What Happens Live that he and fellow WWHL guest Gina Kirschenheiter’s boyfriend Travis Mullen both have “large balls.” Kirschenheiter had previously revealed on The Real Housewives of Orange County that “Travis’ balls are enormous,” causing people to think he has a small penis, which is untrue. “Travis has a lovely-sized penis,” she said on the reality show.
21. Jason Kelce has made a number of TMI confessions this year, starting when he tweeted, “What kind of weirdo washes their feet….” He later called people who wash their feet “psychopaths” and said, “If there’s visible dirt on them, I’ll scrub the dirt off.” His brother, Travis Kelce, said, “I’m not washing my feet every time” on the podcast the two share. “But after like a football practice where my feet have just been like [squishing], yes, I wash my feet.”
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22. On another episode of the Kelce podcast, New Heights, Jason revealed that he’d once pooped in his pants before a game. “You know when you shart and you know that there’s a possibility something came out, but you’re not certain?” Jason said. He said after this experience, he asked another player to check his pants, and the player said he was all good. Except after warmups, another player told him he had “s— all up and down your pants right now.” Luckily, he had time to shower before the game.
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23. Drew Barrymore admitted on her show this year that she likes to go without underwear, especially when wearing sweatpants because she likes the feel of the “sweatshirt material.” In fact, one of her daughters actually tries to pants her all the time as a joke because she knows Drew is a commando. And at night, Drew likes to sleep nude. “If no one’s in the house, including the kids — they go and stay at their dad’s for the night — I will sleep in the nude. I love it. I lock all the doors, and I just parade around like a little jaybird,” she said.
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24. Drew also said she used to have her kids walk around without underwear. “I used to say to the girls—they’ll be so horrified by this—but I was like, ‘You must let it breathe. Let’s take a breathing break,'” she said. “With those diapers on you all the time? Nuh-uh. We’re just gonna go on a walkabout, and whatever happens happens.”
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25. Gayle King, with whom Drew was discussing the topic, also likes going commando. “I always sleep in a big old ratty T-shirt, but I don’t like wearing underwear,” she told Barrymore. “Because I like to feel the breeze down there.”
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26. King also shared a TMI confession about bestie Oprah after she ended up in the hospital this year. According to King, after contracting the stomach flu, apparently, “Stuff was coming out of both ends” for Oprah.
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27. Kourtney Kardashian Barker revealed on The Kardashians that she had sex with her husband, Travis Barker, while 3cm dilated just before giving birth to their son. After being sent home from the hospital because she wasn’t quite ready to give birth, Kardashian revealed, “We went home, ate at Crossroads, showered, slept in our bed, and then we have sex to get things going to see if that helps. That can help sometimes.”
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28. Kourtney also revealed in the episode that her vagina is Travis’ “favorite thing.”
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29. Another Kourt and Travis reveal? Their son Rocky was conceived on Valentine’s Day on a trip to Utah.
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30. One more — Kourtney also revealed in an episode of The Kardashians that she and Travis have vials of each other’s blood as keepsakes.
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31. This year, Candace Cameron Bure revealed that her ideal date night with her husband Valeri Bure consists of a “great restaurant, wine, walk, sex,” adding, “This is why I annoy my children!”
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32. Ice-T said this year that the secret to his decadeslong marriage to Coco Austin is “jungle sex,” adding, “That flame has to stay lit. When that flame goes out and you’re not really attracted to each other anymore, you have to address that very quickly because it’s something that’s necessary.”
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33. Back in April, we learned that Zoe Saldaña and her husband, Marco Perego-Saldaña, refer to having sex as “playing Legos naked” when they’re around their kids. This was apparently Marco’s idea. “Oh God, he just found a way to call sexy time ‘playing Legos naked,'” Zoe revealed. However, “Then the boys, at least our older ones, caught on, and they were like, ‘Are you guys kissing? Are you guys gonna go play naked with your Legos?’ And we’re like, ‘No, we’re not going to do that.'”
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34. English musician Martin Kemp told Channel 4 this year that he loves to masturbate while on vacation, calling it “the one thing that you look forward to.”
35. Speaking about her pregnancies on the podcast Kelly Corrigan Wonders: About Your Mother in May, Jennifer Garner revealed that she became pregnant very quickly every time. “Combined, I probably tried for four or five months.” She continued to say she “was born to breed, for sure” due to her “big hips.”
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36. This one’s pretty tame, but Kelly Ripa revealed in June that she gets “tremendous performance anxiety” while peeing in public restrooms. “I will hear, ‘That’s Kelly Ripa!’ And then, now, I can’t go—even though I have to go desperately,” she said. “At that point, I’m just so panic-stricken ’cause I have to pee, and it’s not coming out, and I’m in there longer, and now they’re in there also longer, and we’re all in there longer.”
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37. On Tori Spelling’s MisSPELLING podcast, she shared that the first time she had sex, she wore a black floral dress that ended up getting bloodstained during the act. And then her costar, Shannen Doherty, borrowed the same dress to wear for a cast photo, even though she knew the story behind it. “It was cleaned, though,” Doherty claimed. “I just don’t think they got that stain out or something.”
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38. On her Just B Divorced podcast, Bethenny Frankel revealed that back when she was married to Jason Hoppy, she used to have to “force” herself to have sex with him. “He used to say to me, ‘You’re like a block of ice,’ because I did not want to be intimate. I did not want to have sex. … I used to force myself, gag myself through doing it…it is torture.”
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39. Celebs really did not hold back on their podcasts this year. In June, Lily Allen revealed on her podcast Miss Me? that she often rejects David Harbour’s sexual requests. “I wonder if I kink-shame my husband. Because he quite often asks for things, and I’m like, ‘No, babe, it’s not happening.'”
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40. AnnaLynne McCord revealed on the podcast Braving The Way With Dr Fletch that she had a 750lb steel bondage “dungeon” bed with restraints built in her house and that she used to “need sex like a bottomless pit,” saying she “was ravenous.”
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41. And Bradley Cooper revealed on Dax Shepherd’s podcast Armchair Expert that his father used to walk around the house naked constantly and that Cooper would often shower with him. It’s unclear what age this stopped at.
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42. In the same episode, Dax revealed that his children with his wife Kristen Bell often hang out with him and chat while he’s pooping — and Cooper said his daughter does the same.
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43. Finally, Kate Hudson admitted this year that she doesn’t wear deodorant and also confirmed that Matthew McConaughey doesn’t either. Responding to a rumor that she’d made him wear deodorant while filming Fool’s Gold, she said, “No, he doesn’t wear deodorant. And by the way, I don’t either. My thing was I could smell him from a mile away ’cause we got so close.” Apparently, McConaughey has a very distinct scent.
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