In honor of the Super Bowl, I decided to fix the NFL! Let’s be honest — the team names are so boring. We can do better. So, I took 10 of the most popular teams and gave them a well-deserved rebrand. Some are based on what their city is famous for, some lean into regional stereotypes, and some… well, some are just straight-up chaotic. Would you root for these teams, or are they getting benched?
