John Mulaney Said That His Wife Olivia Munn’s Cancer Treatment Has Left Her “So Dumb”

“John: ‘Baby, baby, it’s semen,’” John went on. “Doctor: ‘Guys, it’s sperm.’”

“You don’t hear that word thrown around in polite conversation,” John joked, before launching into his second anecdote from when he and Olivia were in a bookstore together.

“Granted, I did the first dumb thing in this story,” John admitted. “I was buying a book and Olivia was with me, and the woman behind the counter said: ‘Do you want me to put the receipt in the bag?’ And I said: ‘No, you can just put it in the bag,’ sort of classically dumb. Then I said: ‘I’m sorry, we’re just so exhausted,’ and the woman said: ‘I’ve been there!’”