I can’t believe they’re swapping salacious spit stories.
So, the “Hawk Tuah Girl” has a podcast, y’all!
If you don’t even know what a “Hawk Tuah Girl” is, her real name is Haliey Welch, and she went viral after she hilariously answered a question on Tim & Dee TV.
Host DeArius Marlow asked Hailey on the street, “What’s one move in bed that makes a man go crazy every time?”
She replied, “You got to give ’em that ‘hawk tuah’ and spit on that thang, you get me?” And the rest was internet history.
Well, Hailey has a podcast called Talk Tuah with Betr Media.
During the fifth episode, she interviewed another blonde viral sensation, JoJo Siwa.
JoJo has had her fair share of surprisingly viral internet moments like every time she re-enacted that infamous choreography from the “Karma” music video or when she candidly told us how much her teeth cost — so, it’s no surprise that her conversation with Haliey was completely unhinged.
During the episode, Haliey asked JoJo whether she partakes in the “hawk tuah” action, and the “Guilty Pleasure” singer got really honest:
Leave it to JoJo to give you a straight answer.
Haliey suggested JoJo at least make the verbal “hawk” noise in her honor, and the Dance Moms alum’s response had me floored:
Curious, JoJo, who claimed she’s the “most gay girl in the entire world” because she’s never laid eyes on a penis before, asked Haliey if she actually does the “hawk tuah,” and she laid it all out:
Haliey explained that an experience with her ex-boyfriend taught her how to “Hawk Tuah,” so if you want a moment to blame for this sparking into existence, there it is.
Now, you’ll have this information in your brain for the rest of your life. You’re welcome!