Kate Beckinsale Wore A “Testicle-Like” Dress And The Comments Are Completely Out-Of-Pocket

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One person said, “This dress is low-key giving balls.”

Kate Beckinsale is having quite a fashionable year.

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At the 81st Annual Golden Globe Awards, she wore an Atelier Zuhra gown with a shimmering bodysuit underneath a sheer skirt.

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At the AmfAR Gala Venezia 2024, presented by the Red Sea International Film Festival and Gold World Council, she wore a baby pink bedazzled bodysuit with feathery and sequin floral details covering the entire design. She accessorized the one-piece with a light-catching corset that accentuated her floor-length train.

A person in an elegant gown with sheer panels poses at the amfAR Venezia event backdrop

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During London Fashion Week, she wore this medieval-like, black, metallic design low-cut top with a black maxi skirt and extreme platform heels for the Harris Reed SS25 Show.

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Every outfit was more stunning than the next based on its unique body design and pretty pink color.

But now, the pretty pink color and body-related design might look like something else that could fit that description: a pair of testicles.

A woman in a strapless pink corset dress with large puffy skirt sections, standing on a red carpet event backdrop

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She wore a pink, strapless ballet-style puffball dress with a laced bodice from Christian Siriano’s spring 2024 collection.

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It’s Kate’s 6-inch heels for me.

In my opinion, it gives more of an inverted systematical reproductive shape based on the spacing, but that’s not what the internet thinks.

The comment section is filled with people discussing the dress as a massive pair of balls.

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From silly nicknames like “Dressticle”…

Tweet from missy: “My girlfriend called it a ‘Dressticle.’”

to “how my balls look while i’m riding my bike.”

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They compared it to this very questionably memorable scene from Miyazaki’s film Pom Poko.

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And they made hilarious puns that made me laugh even more the second time I read it.

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Do you remember this scene from Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me?

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It’s downright silly, but a great laugh.

Tweet by user @andyboyan advising men not to compare their body size to unrealistic media standards, mentioning Kate Beckinsale

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