Paul Rudd Just Detailed His Seriously NSFW Live Theater Wardrobe Malfunction, And I’m Genuinely Mortified On His Behalf

“It was a show called Grace, I was doing it with Michael Shannon,” Paul went on. “Michael Shannon had this long monologue, we’re dong the scene, it’s just the two of us, we hear this noise, we’e both aware that there’s a commotion but it usually dies down and it’s getting louder and louder, and Michael is pissed off and starts screaming his lines toward the direction of the noise to make a point.”

“Of course, when Michael Shannon is yelling, it’s the most terrifying thing,” he noted. “That’s the thing that did make everything kind of quiet down. Then, after the scene, I have to rush over to the wings to do a costume change, and I asked the stage manager, I said: ‘What the hell? What happened out there?’ And he said somebody threw up. Somebody was drunk, threw up over the balcony, and puked onto about 10 different people.”