People Are Sharing Their “Hear Me Out!” Crushes On Famous Men That You Might Have, Too
“I love Danny DeVito. I don’t know if I want him to be my husband or my grandpa, but I would love to hug that nugget of a man.”
You know, sometimes the heart just wants what it wants. People on the internet have recently been posting their “hear me out” crushes, a trend that finds them sharing their all in good fun, unconventional crushes. I recently asked the BuzzFeed Community to share their “hear me out!” crushes on famous men, and people did not hold back! Here are the most memorable responses:
1. Steve Buscemi
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“I have a huge crush on Steve Buscemi. Yes, because he is a great actor but especially for being a great, funny, and cool guy. He has gorgeous blue eyes.”
“Steve Buscemi. Fight me.”
2. Ludwig II of Bavaria
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“This is a very, very unconventional one, but look up Ludwig II of Bavaria. They didn’t call him the Fairy Tale King for no reason.”
4. Walton Goggins
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“I will not be taking questions at this time.”
6. Danny DeVito
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“Danny DeVito, 1000%. I don’t want to hear anything about it.”
“I love Danny DeVito. I don’t know if I want him to be my husband or my grandpa, but I would love to hug that nugget of a man.”
7. Benny Blanco
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“All the interviews I’ve seen, he comes across as funny, sweet, and warm.”
9. Bryan Cranston
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“Bryan Cranston as Walter White in Breaking Bad. Bald or not, that’s a charismatic, attractive man.”
10. Steve Carell
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“I’m in my late 30s and he is sitting comfy in my hall pass top three!”
11. Teller from Penn & Teller
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12. Conan O’Brien
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13. Kevin James
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14. Giancarlo Esposito
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“Giancarlo Esposito is still incredibly charismatic and handsome. But I got hooked when he did all those films with Spike Lee. There’s something about him that shouldn’t seem attractive but is, intensely so.”
15. John Oliver
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“My number one celebrity crush is John Oliver. I am not joking. He’s smart, funny, and caring. He talks about difficult truths while making you laugh. To me, there is nothing sexier than that! I made a homemade Christmas ornament of him last year with little glitter hearts because I love him!”
16. Nathan Fielder
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17. Michael Emerson
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“I’d climb him like a cat on a Christmas tree.”
18. David Draiman from Disturbed
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“I could listen to him sing all day, every day. I find him to be incredibly sexy.”
19. Woody Harrelson
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20. Flea from Red Hot Chili Peppers
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21. John Malkovich
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“I can’t explain it. Something about him is so sexy in Mary Reilly.”
22. Ted Levine
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“Mine is 10000000% Ted Levine from The Silence of the Lambs and Monk. I’d do him like a day off.”
23. Adrien Brody
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“OMG Adrien Brody as Luca Changretta in Peaky Blinders can get every ounce of me and I am not ashamed of it!”
24. Steve Martin
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25. Jack Black
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“A girl once asked me if I’d rather take Justin Timberlake or Jack Black. I didn’t even get the question. Of course, it’s Jack Black!”
26. And finally, Willem Dafoe
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“Willem Dafoe as the Green Goblin, anyone else?”
Who’s your secret “hear me out!” male crush? Tell us in the comments!
Note: Some responses have been edited for length and/or clarity.
