“She Didn’t Perform A Background Check On The Made-Up Prince”: 14 Incredibly Foolish, “Big Yikes” Decisions Disney Princesses Have Made

1. Why didn’t they just wait one more day to bring Aurora back so they’d avoid Maleficent’s curse?
2. Their fighting is how Maleficent found them.
3. They raised Aurora for 16 years, then go, ‘Surprise! Your whole life is a lie, and you’re actually a princess with parents engaged to a prince — and we’re magical fairies!’
4. Why does nobody ever point out that if Merryweather had kept her big mouth shut, maybe Maleficent could have been talked down to not cursing a baby, i.e., ‘Let me check the list because, yep, there you are. Oh, I’m so sorry — your invitation must have gotten lost in the mail and our cowardly peasant didn’t deliver your invitation.’ But Merryweather just had to insult her and so cursing time.
5. If they know Maleficent is out there, why are they totally okay with her going off alone into the woods?”